termsofenragement: Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:
best-of-funny: dslites: why does chad just carry a basketball to every class like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies chad u ok chad chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok X
ask-werewolf-italy asked: what do you think about yahoo buying Tumblr?
rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
dearloserchris: teejaypinetree: She wants the (ph)D Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
mynameisnerdifierful: I’m so far behind on Minecraft Daily. Excuse me while I devote the next two days doing nothing but catching up.
bhutts: It’s reaadyyy Swaggity Swort its so fucking short And if you look to the top left, you’ll see Oprah shining down on all creation.